Ultraviolet (Unrated, Extended Cut)
Two Stars (out of five)
2006. Released by Sony Pictures Home Video. Running time: 94 minutes. Rated PG-13. Has closed captions, and English Subtitles. Special features include a making of documentary and a commentary by the star, Milla Jovovich.

Arrrgggh! Ugh! Ahhhruuughh!!!

In a future society, humans are stricken with a deadly new super virus that turns its victims into Hemophages: people with heightened senses, super strength, and a thirst for blood--in short, vampires. But unlike the vampires of lore, who had eternal life, the lifespan of a Hemophage is a mere fraction of that; just twelve years at best. The healthy human population don’t leave home without carrying sanitation-wipes to clean everything they touch, as well as masks over their faces, in order to avoid infection. And as can be expected in a situation like this, the government clamps down on the infected with all the paranoid vigor of a dystopian regime, shuffling the infected off to special camps where they are never heard from again.

Was it something I said? This sort of anti-social behavior on the part of the government causes the Hemophages to start an underground resistance. Hey, who can blame them? And when the evil leader of the humans, the Vice Cardinal Daxus (Nick Chinlund), comes up with a super weapon that will wipe out all the Hemophages, the bloodsuckers respond by sending Violet (Milla Jovovich), their best agent/assassin/tight-bodied babe, to go undercover at Bad Guy Central and grab the weapon from the evil bastards. But once her cover is blown, Violet has to fight her way out of the complex, taking on entire squads of soldiers all on her own--and so the mindless video game fun begins.

Are you gonna let me take out a book, or what?! Ultraviolet is directed by Kurt Wimmer as a sort of Matrix meets Tron, where in certain shots the very cinematography looks like a video game. The action sequences, where the seemingly invincible Violet takes on literally hundreds of armed soldiers and thugs by herself with superpowers that would make Superman green with envy, are very stylish, and well handled. But there’s so many of these scenes, filled with Violet easily dispatching these faceless minions of evil, that it sort of becomes boring after a while. It makes one wonder that if only a single Hemophage is this powerful, then why don’t all of the super-powered Hemophages simply launch a massive assault against the humans? But if they did that, then we’d be robbed of the video game thrills of watching a superbabe single-handedly offing entire armies on her own.

To hell with waiting on line, kid. Let's cut through here! The DVD comes with an audio commentary from star Jovovich, as well as the usual ‘making of’ documentary. The unrated, extended cut, which I reviewed, features 7 minutes of footage not seen in theaters. While Ultraviolet looks great, visually speaking, it doesn’t really pay too much attention to such details as plot, or even common sense. And although Jovovich is suitably bad-assed, she lacks the charm and sympathy that Charlize Theron brought to her role as Aeon Flux. Still, if you’re looking for a fun second bill movie to play on a "super-SF-babe-double-feature" night, you can’t go wrong with pairing Ultraviolet with the far more superior Aeon Flux. --SF

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