Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Four Stars (out of five)
1979. Released by Paramount Home Video. Running time 136 minutes. Rated PG. Has closed captions and English subtitles. Special features include a multitude of retrospective 'making of' documentaries on a second DVD. Has audio commentary with the director, special effects supervisors, the film's composer, and actor Stephen Collins.

Did the space dock just explode behind us? Who forgot to turn off the gas? Released in 1979, Star Trek: The Motion picture is one of those films that people either love or hate. It was certainly one of the most anticipated movies, since it reunited the original cast of the popular TV Star Trek series of the 1960s. If nothing else, ST: TMP was a triumph for Trek fans the world over who fought the good fight to see new adventures of the crew of the fabled starship, the U.S.S. Enterprise. Directed by film legend Robert Wise, and produced by series creator Gene Roddenberry, expectations were high that this would be a truly magnificent film, a real Christmas present for the fans that year. However, while the film managed to rake in the bucks, insuring a legion of sequels both on the big screen and on TV, ST: TMP was still a pretty sorry excuse for a movie.

Whoa! Severe thunder storm ahead, Captain! The story begins with a giant cloud of enormous size and power that is drifting through space. It passes through the territory of the Klingon Empire, and the Klingons, who are never the friendly sort, send out three of their capital battle cruisers to "investigate"--which, for the Klingons basically means shoot at the sucker until it blows up real good. A Federation space station is observing this bizarre confrontation on long-range sensors, and they watch with fascination as the pesky space cloud mops the floor with the Klingons. As they project the cloud's course heading, the crew of the space station are startled to discover that this big whachamacallit is headed straight for earth!

A newly added scene on Vulcan thanks to CGI. Back on Earth, Admiral James T Kirk is busy getting the newly re-fitted U.S.S. Enterprise in tip-top shape to intercept this mysterious space cloud. After spending 18 months in space dock, the Enterprise is now practically a brand new vessel (with a marvelous new sleek design). After wrangling with Starfleet to get command of his old ship back, Kirk goes aboard the Enterprise to reconnect himself with his ship and crew. Chief Engineer Scotty is still aboard, having overseen the refit himself. Com Officer Uhura, helmsman Sulu and chief of security Chekov are back on the bridge and are all happy to see Kirk again. The one member of the crew who is not happy to see Kirk is Captain Will Decker, whom Kirk has unceremoniously demoted to Commander when he got command of his ship back. Doctor McCoy is beamed back on board, much against his will, and even Mr. Spock rejoins the crew to help them with some engine trouble. Once they've got their house finally in order, they all go off, meet the space cloud, and have an amazing, wondrous adventure beyond space and time.

At least that was the idea….

I just want to say that this was the best spring break, ever! You Kappa-Beta-Delta guys really know how to make a girl feel welcome. The first problem with ST: TMP is that we are dealing with a huge space cloud; the darn thing doesn't look very threatening, even after we're constantly being reminded of how big it is and how much awesome power is being generated within the cloud. The space cloud is a little too abstract to be a credible onscreen threat. Another problem is the the Enteprise crew are ship-bound throughout the movie. And everybody is so stiff...literally. The cast grimly stands around as if they're posing for their action figures. And for a large chunk of the movie, they pretty much react to everything that happens around them, staring glumly into viewscreens while coming up with various odd theories to explain the weird stuff they see out there. Another thing that always bothered me is that Earth, the home of the Federation, is threatened by this major galactic menace, and the only ship within the entire mighty Starfleet that's available to deal with it is the untried and untested Enterprise, which is still working out the bugs in space dock?! Where's the rest of the fleet? At Risa, the resort planet? It always amazed me that Earth wouldn't have a permanent home fleet--at least two or three ships--in the vicinity just for a situation like this. And that's only the tip of the iceberg. I could go on with what's wrong with ST: TMP, but I'm already running over with this review.

All right, which one of you clowns stole my pants?! And yet, as you glance up at the top of this review, you'll probably notice that I've given the film four stars. That's because something really cool happened while ST: TMP headed for a DVD release: Paramount decided to let Robert Wise come back and rework the film. And rework it he did, into a far better movie than the original theatrical version ever was. What's interesting is that Wise not only added new special effect scenes via CGI, but he also cut scenes from the film, thus making it tighter, leaner, and more fun to watch. The new effects scenes include exterior shots of Vulcan; the Enterprise going head to head with one of the cloud's deadly plasma torpedoes; a new look at the grand V'ger ship as it threatens Earth, and the Enterprise arriving at V'ger's control center.

Psssst, Jim, where's the bathroom in this place? ST: TMP The Director's Edition also has a second disc that is chock full of extras, including several brand new retrospective documentaries featuring the cast and crew, trailers, deleted scenes from the 1983 TV version, storyboards, and much more. There's a great group commentary that features director wise, special effects artists Douglas Trumbull and John Dykstra, the late composer Jerry Goldsmith, and actor Stephen Collins (Decker). There's also a text commentary by Michael Okuda. Even if you hated the original theatrical version of Star Trek: The Motion Picture, you may want to give this new version a try. While it's still not exactly a perfect film, even with the changes, it is a perfect DVD, and a must for any Trek fan. --SF

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