Superman II: The Theatrical Version
Two Stars (out of five). Released by Warner Brothers Home Video. Running time: 127 minutes. Rated PG. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. Special features include commentary by executive producer Ilya Salkind and producer Pierre Spengler, the theatrical trailer; Vintage TV specials "The Making of Superman II" and "Superman 50th Anniversary"; new featurette "First Flight: The Fleischer Superman Series", which includes eight famous studios Superman cartoons mastered from superior vault elements.

It doesn't matter what cut of the movie you're watching, these three are still pretty darn cool. In Superman II, General Zod, Ursa and Non, the Kyptonian villains from the opening scene of the first film, escape from the Phantom Zone and find their way to earth. Each armed with the same powers as Superman, this trio is a triple threat for the Man Of Steel, as well as the entire world. And yet with the planet having been subjugated to the will of these super-powered tyrants, with the President Of The United States literally on his knees before them in surrender, Superman--Earth’s last hope--is nowhere to be seen. After Lois discovers his identity, Superman takes her up to the Fortress Of Solitude, where his love for her causes him to forsake his superpowers and become a regular guy. Talk about a bad sense of timing….

Right back at ya, buddy! It’s no secret that tensions were very high between director Richard Donner and the Salkinds, the producers of the Superman films. Relations had disintegrated to the point where both sides even refused to speak to another except through Richard Lester, the director of the Three Musketeers films (which the Salkinds had also produced), who served as an intermediary. Superman I and II were actually shot at the same time by Donner, and when the time crunch became unavoidable, he ceased working on II to finish I. After the first Superman film premiered to a huge box office and great reviews, Donner began to gear up to work on the sequel, until he received a letter from the Salkinds which stated that his services were no longer needed.

That's it, bitch-slap that Superman! Woo-Hoo! Save my place, Lois. I'll be right back with the popcorn! Although 70 percent of the sequel was already shot by Donner, the new director--who turned out to be Richard Lester--did a major overhaul on the story. Lester unfortunately also did away with Donner’s golden rule of remaining true to the story, instead going for a more, silly, campy take. The super villains and Superman could suddenly shoot laser beams out of their fingers, and Superman even had a "super-cellophane" S-symbol which he took off his chest and threw at Non. Even worse is when the super-villains attack a small, mid-western town that’s filled with stereotypical "dumb hicks"--this entire sequence is just so badly handled that it’s simply embarrassing to watch. Another annoying scene is while Superman battles the super villains in the skies above Metropolis, Lois Lane keeps getting needled by a bitchy female co-worker at the Daily Planet, who’s apparently taking great pleasure in the fact that Superman is having a hard time of it (what’s her deal, anyway? is she a super villain groupie?).

Superman throws his super cellophane shield! (Action figure sold separately) By setting the first Superman movie within a gritty urban reality, and by remaining true to the reality of the story, Donner made the fantastic elements of that film more acceptable and believable. However, once Lester embraced the wacky, "it’s just a comic book" approach, the film has the air-headed feeling of just making stuff up as it goes along, and we cease to believe--or care--in what the characters are doing. And if you don’t care about the characters in the first place, then what’s the whole point of watching the movie? Thankfully, we have a new version of the film which shows what it could have been. --SF

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