Starship Troopers
Four Stars (out of five)
1997. Released by Columbia Home Video. Running time: 129 minutes. Rated R for graphic violence and gore. Closed captions, and English Subtitles. Special features include making of documentaries, several commentaries, deleted scenes and much more.

Where's that really big can of Raid?! Taking place several hundred years in the future, on a unified Earth where Democracy has been considered a failure, and the right to vote--in fact, becoming a full-fledged citizen--is only granted to a person when they serve in the military, Starship Troopers follows a group of Argentinean high school grads as they all join up to fight the good fight in the Federal Service. The main characters are Johnny Rico (Casper Van Diem); Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards), the love of his life who barely knows he’s alive; geek Carl Jenkins (Neil Patrick Harris) and Dizzy Flores (Dina Meyer), who adores Johnny, yet is barely noticed by him.

Dizzy gets busy! Carmen is thinking about commanding her own starship one day, and so she joins up in the fleet. Carl’s high intelligence--and ESP powers--get him assigned to military intelligence. Yet Johnny’s bad math skills land him in the Mobile Infantry with Dizzy, where he manages to earn respect and works his way up to being squad leader of his band of grunts. Yet it isn’t long before the other shoe drops--or should I say, the asteroid. The Arachnids, an evil insect race hell-bent on death and destruction, have hurled an asteroid at Earth, striking Buenos Aires and wiping that city off the map. The high council have declared interstellar war on the bugs, and Johnny, Carmen, Carl and Dizzy have now all willingly answered the call to arms.

Captain, there's another of these glowy aliens outside claiming to be god...again. Shall I just open fire? Based on the classic SF novel by Science Fiction grandmaster Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers was director Paul Verhoeven’s first film after his disastrous Showgirls, and his second collaboration with RoboCop screenwriter Edward Neumeier, who interjects some of the same sly commentary here that served RoboCop so well. Those viewers who trashed Starship Troopers as being nothing more than a film that glorifies war have missed the subtler points that Neumeier and Verhoeven make--such as the web site-like news service that constantly spews forth propaganda (Would you like to know more?) about how everyone must do their part; an example of this is the sight of a bunch of children stepping on earth bugs--harmless creatures which have absolutely nothing to do with the war. And the sight of a ghoulishly pale Neil Patrick Harris giving a pep talk about how we must win this war while clad in a black, Gestapo-like uniform is both extremely funny and scary at the same time.

Traffic's always a bitch during the Holiday shopping season, but damn this is bad! To be sure, Starship Troopers has it’s really goofy movie moments, such as the coed shower scene, and the whole, overwrought love affair between Carmen, Johnny and Dizzy (which is handled so clumsily, it makes the regular daytime soaps look like Jane Austen in comparison), as well as actor Michael Ironside’s now-classic rendition of the line "They sucked his brains out." Yet Starship Trooper’s production design and special effects are so well done, and fun to watch, because they’ve effectively created one of the most fully-realized science fiction universes outside of Star Trek, Star Wars and the Stargate series. The special edition DVD is loaded with fun stuff, such as commentaries by the cast and crew, along with a host of "making of" documentaries and features on a second disc. So if you’re looking for a grand interstellar space adventure (and don’t mind a lot of blood and gore), then sign up for a tour of duty with Starship Troopers. --SF

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