Spider-Man 3
Three Stars (out of five)
2007. Released by Columbia/Tri-Star Home Video. Running time 139 minutes. Rated PG-13. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. DVD has a multitude of special features, including various making of features, filmmaker commentary, a blooper reel, and much more; it has a second disc of extras. Available in widescreen and fullscreen versions. I reviewed the widescreen edition.

I think I need a shower.... Spider-Man 3 begins amid what could be called the Golden Age of the Wall Crawler. Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is about to propose to his life-long love, Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst), who’s on the verge of making her debut in a Broadway show. Spider-Man has finally been accepted by the people of New York as being their hero--with the exception of J. Jonah Jameson (the always great J.K. Simmons), of course. Although the hot-headed editor of the Daily Bugle must now try and control his legendary temper these days, due to health reasons, his hatred for Spider-Man has not diminished one bit.

I hate it when Peter and I play spider and the fly. I always lose. Another person who hates Spider-Man is Harry Osborne (the solid James Franco), who blames the Web-Slinger for the death of his father, and who has taken on the mantle of the Green Goblin in his quest for vengeance. In the opening battle between the new Green Goblin and a caught-off-guard Peter, director Sam Riami gives the usual tensions a nice dramatic twist, as the viewer becomes concerned with the whereabouts of Peter’s lost engagement ring. At this point in the film, I thought things were going very well. Riami had carefully balanced both the comic book action and soap opera angst which had become the trademark of the Spider-Man comics.

I'll knock the stuffing right out of ya! Even when we’re introduced to Flint Marko, an escaped convict who soon gains formidable superpowers as the Sandman, things are still rolling along very nicely. But once that annoying little oil slick from outer space hitches a ride aboard Peter’s moped, that’s pretty much when the smooth ride of Spider-Man 3 comes to a crashing halt. The new Green Goblin is a story well-worth telling, and it deserved more attention than it got here. Harry Osborne’s tale had begun along side Peter’s in the first Spider-Man, and sailed through the second Spider-Man film like a great submerged beast under the troubled waters of the Doctor Octopus storyline.

I should have stayed in that frigging village! And now, Harry’s tale has finally risen to a crescendo that can no longer be ignored. James Franco’s superb acting skills expertly convey the battleground raging within his mind between sanity and the insane lust for revenge symbolized by his crazed father. And the Sandman was a marvelous choice--both the character, as well as the actor who portrays him--as a new menace for the third film. Thomas Haden Church poignantly shows the desperation of Flint Marko, as well as the love he has for his young daughter. And the special effects that show the shape-shifting Sandman in action are marvelous.

Gimme a kiss! The main misstep here is the presence of Venom, that annoying little oil slick from space, which grows up to become a big bad whazzit that menaces Spidey. When you take Venom, along with Gwen Stacy and her boyfriend Eddie Brock, Spiderman 3 just becomes overloaded with far too many characters. The Sandman deserved to be the central villain of this piece, with the Harry Osborne story serving as a thrilling subplot. Instead, Spider-Man 3 gets bogged down with silly scenes of Peter Parker "possessed" by the oil slick and acting out like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. When Venom finally appears, it’s very late in the proceedings, and he feels more like an uninvited guest than the major threat that he’s supposed to be. Spider-Man 3 isn’t a horrible film by any means, it’s just misguided by a script that tries to cram too many things in all at once, and the result is a bogged down film. Hopefully, whoever directs the fourth installment will return to having a single central villain to vex the Web-Slinger. --SF

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