The Ring Two
Two Stars (out of five)
2005. Released by Dreamworks/Universal Studios. Running time 128 minutes. Rated R. Has closed captions, and English Subtitles. Special features include various featurettes on the making of the film, deleted scenes, and a short 15-mimute film named "Rings" which serves as a prelude to The Ring Two.

I'd better solve this quick, cuz I got a date with Kong! The Ring Two opens with a boy and a girl sitting on swings at a playground in the park. Their names are Jake and Emily, and they're on the verge of graduating from high school--yet it's only now that Jake has thought about asking Emily out for a date. Despite her initial misgivings, she agrees to go with Jake to his home. His parents are out, so they can chill out on the couch with some booze. But before they can do that, Jake has something he wants to show Emily…it's this really weird videotape. Just when Rachel Keller and her young son Aidan thought the horror was over, Samara comes a-calling once more, and this time, that perky little dead girl will not take no for an answer. After the events of the first Ring film (which was a remake of the Japanese horror film Ringu), Rachel and Aidan move to a nice quiet town by the ocean (this doesn't sound like a very good idea, since the supernatural menace that stalked them uses water as a theme), where Rachel gets a job at the local newspaper. When a local teen turns up dead with a horrified, ghastly expression on his face, Rachel realizes that Samara is back on the prowl once more.

Deer Roadside Assistance! You folks need help? The rules that were carefully set up during the first film are pretty much ignored as Rachel finds the cursed tape and burns it--only to discover that Samara is still stalking them. And then things devolve into a weary cat and mouse chase, and not even lead actress Naomi Watts' well-meaning enthusiasm can save this film, with a storyline that gets sillier and sillier as it goes on. Although Hideo Nakata, who created the original Ringu film, directs it, The Ring Two is not as good as either the original Japanese film or the American remake. While Nakata creates some stunning visual imagery here (most notable is a bathroom flooding scene where the water eerily flows upwards towards the ceiling) The Ring Two lacks the primal intensity of the first film, and as a result it's just not as scary. A good example of the problem is an unintentionally funny sequence where Rachel and Aidan are attacked by deer while driving through the woods. The film struggles hard to create scary moments, yet like the deer scene they are nothing more than mood pieces that make very little sense and contribute nothing to the overall story.

What was that? I thought I heard Piper Laurie! The first movie at least had an enthralling mystery that propelled the narrative, as Rachel desperately sought to discover what the malevolent force behind the curse of the videotape was, before it claimed the life of her son. But now, in the sequel, we already know what the nature of the menace is, and yet the film doesn't offer us anything new by way of back-story (the Ring Two does offer a superb and creepy performance by Sissy Spacek in a cameo appearance as Samara's mother). The DVD I saw was the expanded, unrated version of The Ring Two. Yet it's not unrated because of graphic violence or wild sex scenes, but simply because the producers inserted new footage, making this a new version that was not submitted for a rating. The DVD is loaded with the usual special features about the making of the film (although there's no audio commentary), but one item in particular worth noting is "Rings" a short, 15-minute film that details the harrowing days before Jake invites Emily out for their fateful date from the beginning of the film. "Rings" is everything that The Ring Two is not: creepy, suspenseful, and riveting. Watch this before you see the main movie, and you'll be reminded of what The Ring Two should have been. --SF

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