Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah:
Giant Monsters All Out Attack

Three Stars (out of five)
2003. Released by Columbia/Tri-Star Home Video. Running time 105 minutes. Not Rated. Not equipped with closed captions, but has English Subtitles. DVD has no special features.

Here we have the latest in a series of thrillers about an unstoppable monster who spreads death and destruction wherever he goes. And despite the best efforts of many brave heroes, he just keeps coming back in film after film. What movie series am I talking about? Friday The Thirteenth? Nightmare On Elm Street? Pokemon? No, the inexorable creature in question is none other than Godzilla, who made his silver screen debut in 1954, when he terrorized Japan by annihilating its biggest cities.

These new contacts are a bitch!Since then, the Big G has gone on the warpath against the good citizens of Japan in a monster film series that spanned the decades from the 1950s to the early twenty first century. Over the years, Godzilla had even switched sides and fought for the preservation of Japan, as well as the entire planet earth itself, against such menaces as other really big monsters and some pretty nasty aliens in funky outfits.

However, "Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack", the most recent Toho production to hit these shores, completely ignores this vast cinematic legacy by being a direct sequel to the very first Godzilla film. All of the big monster battles, the massive destruction--and even Godzilla Jr.--have been wiped out in favor of a clean slate. According to "Attack", no big rubber monsters have assaulted Japan since Godzilla's first appearance in 1954.

The new film does make a sly reference to the 1998 American remake of "Godzilla". In the opening scene, at a staff meeting of Japanese naval officers, there is mention of how a large monster had attacked New York City a few years ago. The Americans believed the creature to be Godzilla. "But our guys here have some doubts," one of the naval officers says. This line echoes the feeling of many fans worldwide that the 1998 film was a misguided effort that had nothing to do with the Godzilla mythology.

Whoops! Excuse me! Coming through! The real Godzilla returns to terrorize Japan soon enough. After discovering the half-eaten wreckage of an American nuclear submarine on the bottom of the ocean with claw marks in its sides, the Japanese Self-Defense Forces go to full alert. Although the military is primed and ready for round two with the Big G, the politicians--as well as most modern day Japanese--are reluctant to believe that Godzilla is on the prowl once more. The younger generations consider Godzilla as being nothing more than a myth. In fact, a major theme of "Attack" is the danger of how people forget the past because it is too painful to remember. Because of this, a mystic old man warns, Godzilla has returned to destroy Japan to avenge the souls of those lost in the Pacific theater of the Second World War. However there is hope, in the form of the three Holy Beasts of Yamato: King Ghidorah, Mothra, and Baragon. These three ancient protectors are also back, and ready to rumble!

Despite all of the philosophical underpinnings, "Attack" does get down to business in a big way. The battle scenes are big, spectacular and should easily satisfy fans of this stuff. The effects are impressive, such as when Godzilla unleashes his patented flame breath, and causes mini-atom bomb blasts that effectively wipe out all air, ground and naval forces. The shots of Godzilla and his brethren fighting through the Japanese countryside and cities are far more realistic than in earlier films.

Hey kids, let's trash Tokyo! The only major letdown for me was the sight of Baragon, a ridiculous, goofy-eyed, floppy-eared monstrosity that looks like it wandered off the set of the Teletubbies (upon seeing Baragon for the first time, a woman remarks, "It's enormous! But quite cute, actually!"). What were the filmmakers thinking? Especially after seeing how they took such pains to give more realistic redesigns to Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah (Godzilla's blank white eyes is an especially creepy touch; it gives the Big G more of a soulless, evil appearance), Baragon seems completely out of place in this film.

Nevertheless, despite some silliness (and a really long title) "Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack", is a fun, enjoyable film. There's the usual excellent special effects, along with the requisite perky young lead heroine, who really doesn't have much effect on the colossal events being played out before her. But then, the humans are not the reason we watch these Godzilla films, anyway.--SF

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