Constantine
Five Star (out of five)
2005. Released by Warner Home Video. Running time 121 minutes. Rated R. Has closed captions, and English Subtitles. Special features include commentaries with the director, producer and the screenwriters. There are also 18 minutes of deleted scenes, including an alternate ending, and extensive making of documentaries covering the production. The two-disc set also comes with a special comic book.

Keanu shoots...and he SCORES! In modern day Mexico, two scavengers are rummaging through an abandoned church in a desert wasteland by a highway. One of the men stumbles across a buried chamber that contains the Spear Of Destiny, which was the weapon used by a Roman Centurion to kill Christ when he was on the cross. The man, whose name is Manuel, becomes seemingly possessed as he grabs the spear and runs off with it--only to be hit head on by a car. Yet when Manuel's buddy goes to check on him, he sees that the car has been smashed in around Manuel's body, as if the car had run into a pole, rather than a man. Manuel abruptly wakes up from his collision with the car-with nary a scratch on him-and continues running onward with the spear as if nothing had happened.

That's just my cell phone, I swear! Meanwhile, Los Angeles police detective Angela Dodson (played by the alluring Rachel Weisz, from the Mummy and The Mummy Returns) has both a tragedy and a mystery on her hands when her twin sister Isabel seemingly commits suicide by diving off the roof of the psychiatric facility where she is being held under observation. But Angela knows that, as a devout Catholic, Isabel would never kill herself, lest she risks going straight to hell. Angela is convinced that her sister was somehow coerced into committing suicide, or was murdered in some sort of ritual by a satanic cult. Needing help, she seeks the advice of John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), a demon hunter and all-round expert in the occult who is at first reluctant to get involved in Angie's case. But when demonic forces make their presence known during Angie's visit--breaking the careful balance between heaven and hell--Constantine suddenly becomes very interested in Angie's case, as well as Angie herself.

I may be damp, but I'm armed! Based on the Hellblazer graphic novels published by DC Comics/Vertigo, Constantine is an engaging theological thriller that has great style and wit. John Constantine is a cynical, seen-it-all man who is dying of lung cancer, (thanks to the endless cigarettes that he constantly smokes) and who is not going to a very nice place once he dies, because he tried to take his own life as a young man. Yet even before having been to hell and back after his suicide attempt, Constantine has always been gifted with the ability to see demons and other outer worldly phenomenon that the average person never notices. Keanu Reeves pulls off the cynical weariness of his character very well. Rachel Weisz is extremely engaging as Angie (as well as her doomed sister Isabel) and Tilda Swinton gives another standout quirky performance as the angel Gabriel.

Whoa, dude, take back what you said about Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...like...right now! The DVD I reviewed is the special two disc set that comes with a comic book that features a reprint of "Dangerous Habits" from issue #41, as well as a Hellblazer story that deals with Constantine as a boy. The special features on the first disc include just the audio commentaries by the director, producer and the screenwriters, along with a music video and the theatrical trailers. Disc two has more of the goodies, including 18 minutes of deleted scenes, along with various making of documentaries that extensively cover all aspects of the production. Reportedly the creators of the comic, along with many of their fans, were not happy with this film because of the fact that Keanu Reeves was cast as Constantine (who, in the comics, is a blond-haired Englishman) and that it takes place in LA (the stories themselves took place in England). Not having read the comics, I can't speak as to just how faithful the film is to its source material. However, as a film itself, I found Constantine to be very enjoyable. Even if you don't believe in Christian theology, it's still a fanciful ride that's worth taking. --SF

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