Conan The Destroyer
Four Stars (out of five). 1984. Released by Universal Home Video. Running time 101 minutes. Rated PG. Equipped with English Subtitles. With the exception of a lame step-through article, there are no special features.

You boys had better leave poor Arnie alone, or else I'll tell your mothers! The sequel to Conan The Barbarian arrived two years later in the summer of 1984. Directed by Richard Fleischer, who also directed Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Conan The Destroyer was a more lighter film in tone than its predecessor. Yet in the more than capable hands of Fleischer, that’s not such a bad thing. The sequel begins with Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) praying at an altar to the spirit of Valeria, his beloved, when he and his thief sidekick Malak (Tracey Walter) are interrupted by a group of warriors on horseback. A fight is on, but Conan soon realizes that these warriors are only trying to capture him and Malak alive. Conan soon finds out why when Queen Taramis (a seriously vamping Sarah Douglas) reveals herself. She has a special mission for Conan, and in exchange for his successfully completing it, Taramis will reward Conan by magically reuniting him with his dearly departed Valeria.

Yes, he's a statue. But at least my boyfriend listens to me! The task Cona must perform is to lead Jehnna (Olivia D’Abo), Taramis’ nubile young niece, on a magic-filled quest to find the fabled horn of Dagoth. Of course, you don’t hire the sassy Sarah Douglas unless she’s going to play a bitch, and Queen Taramis turns out to be a royal one! While it lacks the raw vitality of the first Conan film--I also miss the intense battle scenes told from the tactician’s view of director John Milius--Fleischer still brings a fluffy sense of fun to the proceedings. Magic and fantasy plays a much larger role in this adventure, which requires Conan to seek the help of his friend, the wizard Akiro, engagingly played by the late Mako.

Little Red Riding Hood? Is that you? The rest of the cast is perhaps among the most interesting assortment of sidekicks ever assembled, with character actor Walter (best known as Bob, the Joker’s sidekick in 1989’s Batman) very good as Malak; singer Grace Jones is especially jubilant as the feisty warrior woman Zula; NBA great Wilt Chamberlain lends his imposing physical presence as Bombaata, and a young Olivia D’Abo is well-cast as the doe-eyed innocent Jehnna. The DVD has bare-bones special features, and while Destroyer was originally released as a separate DVD, these days it can be found on the flipper side of a DVD shared with "Barbarian" on the Conan The Complete Quest DVD set. So you get the sequel along with the original film, and both Conan movies make for a fun Cimmerian night at the movies. --SF

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