Alien Vs. Predator
Three Stars (out of five)
2004. Released by 20th Century Fox Home Video. Running time: 100 minutes. Rated PG-13. Closed captions, and English Subtitles. Special features include making of documentaries, two separate audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and much more. Available in widescreen and full screen versions. The widescreen version has been reviewed here.

Man, you are one ugly mother--! Opening with a newly added scene that takes place in 1904, Alien Vs Predator gives us a foreshadowing of what is to come as we watch a lone, desperate man being hunted through a seemingly abandoned whaling station in Antarctica. The hunter is an invisible creature that corners the hapless man and swiftly moves in for the kill--until another creature abruptly charges forth and attacks the unseen hunter. Jumping one hundred years later, in 2004, a satellite orbiting over Antarctica discovers an unknown heat source beneath the ice. This startling discovery sets off some alarms, and action is immediately taken.

Who do you think will kill us? The Aliens or the Predators? Which one would hurt more? A team of scientists, explorers and security personnel is quietly collected all over the globe and brought to an icebreaker ship off the coast of Antarctica. Led by expert Arctic explorer Lex Woods (Sanaa Lathan), the team has been assembled by billionaire industrialist Charles Bishop Weyland (Lance Henricksen, now appearing in his third film with the Aliens), whose satellite found the heat signature in the first place. Weyland explains to the team that the heat is coming from an underground structure beneath the ice, a structure that turns out to be a man-made pyramid. Hoping to be the first modern-day humans to find the remnants of a lost civilization, the team races towards the site, located on an island off the coast of the Antarctic continent. It will take several days for them to dig their way to the pyramid. However, once they arrive they discover that a circular tunnel has already been dug, leading at a 30-degree angle to the underground chamber. And what makes this mystery even stranger is that this tunnel did not exist 24 hours ago.

It's weird and wiggling...let's just do nothing and watch how it's gonna kill us. Although the team is at a lost to explain who could have dug a tunnel so quickly and efficiently, it's revealed that a group of Predators, acting on some sort of warning signal, have arrived on earth and taken up position at the site. And once the team enters the site, they set off another pre-arranged signal that awakens a captured Alien Queen, who gets busy laying eggs. The Weyland team soon finds itself in the middle of a Galactic Royal Rumble between two sets of beloved latter-day movie monsters. And after many years of the superb Dark Horse comics featuring Aliens Vs Predators, it's about time we finally get to see the real thing.

C'mon, slimeball, bring it! Directed by Paul Andersen, Alien Vs Predator pretty much turns into a video game once the slaughter starts. With the exception of Weyland and Lex, the team is mainly made up of interchangeable characters whose sole purpose is to die at the hands of the monsters. Yet despite this, and the fact that the movie basically ignores the story continuity that had been laid down in prior Alien and Predator films, once the beasties finally have at it, their battle scenes are pretty spectacular. It's this clash between the Aliens and Predators that is the main reason people watch this film, and Andersen does not disappoint in this regard. However, I can't help but feel that the true potential of this story has largely been ignored. One example of this is a flashback exposition scene that explains the convoluted history of the temple. We see several Predators standing on top of a pyramid, battling hordes of Aliens who are attacking in a mass wave. This is truly an exciting and impressive scene that should have served as this film's climax, instead of being tossed off as a few seconds of exposition. Unfortunately, AVP's actual climax winds up being a tired retread of stuff that we've already seen before in previous Alien movies (and which was done much better). Still, despite all of the film's flaws--and there are many--I found myself enjoying AVP. Is it the masterpiece that Ridley Scott's Alien and James Cameron's Aliens were? Of course not. But taken at face value, AVP is still a lot of fun to watch, especially in the intense scenes of combat between two alien races that are both predators in their own right.

As I mentioned before, the DVD has a newly added opening scene. However, you still have a choice between viewing this new edition or the original theatrical version. There are also two separate commentaries: one by director Andersen, along with actors Henriksen and Lathan, and another commentary by the effects team. There are also deleted scenes; a gallery of AVP comic book covers, as well as DVD-ROM content. So if you're looking to see two classic monsters mixing it up, give Alien Vs. Predator a shot. It'll be a better--and safer--way to watch these two extraterrestial creeps go at each other than meeting both of them in a dark alley. --SF

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